a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry
by jonnylover92 November 06, 2011
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by _.vibe._ June 23, 2021
Noun.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.
Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"
Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"
Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)
by KingSnotty March 29, 2011
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“The Waffle House has found its new host” YouTuber that wears a flannel, bunny slippers, and sunglasses.
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