Jonathan

Some backstabbing cheater who will cheat on you with several different women. He will lie in front of your face. He says he loves you but he actually doesn’t. He will manipulate you and have children with you. Makes you do everything.

Person 1: have you heard of Jonathan
Person 2: yeah I have heard of that backstabbing cheater

by Lehexigon May 07, 2019

Jonathan

Depressed.

Jonathan: "Wow haha I'm so Happy" :D
Jonathan: *Wants to become Anti-Depressed*

by xX_Depressed_Mexican_Xx November 13, 2018

Jonathan

1) A person in that is neither hilarious nor good looking
2) A person that no one loves
3) To be very annoying and act like an idiot

1. Jane: "You hooked up with him?"

Kim: "Yeah I was drunk"

Jane: "He's such a Jonathan"

Kim: "Yeah, worst one night stand"

by BB-this-means-war December 01, 2011

Jonathan

A guy who plays with himself by putting his hand in his pocket and rubbing.

I can't believe you did the Jonathan while waiting in the grocery line.

or

That Jonathan left some cream in my jeans.

by Slim Dingo September 27, 2011

Jonathan

Typically a tall guy, who has some other quality that makes him easily identifiable such as hair color or the way he walks. Be aware around him. He is manipulative, and will destroy your friendships from the inside. Often insanely jealous, and will try to draw sympathy from false stories. Be aware of his tricks, if you meet him, stay away, or you’ll lose everything.

Jonathan told me his last girlfriend cheated on him, so he's afraid of losing me. Thats why he doesn't want me to hang ou with my friends

by losteveryone March 22, 2010

jonathan

A rather irritating and insufficient waste of a human being who needs to be told everything. He doesn't know what to do,and even when he is told to do something he has no idea what the fuck it he has to do.

You: y are u not breathing?
Jonathan: o I forgot... U have to remind me, im just a Jonathan.

by jonathan sucks massive wang April 28, 2013

Jonathan

A well known arsonist. known for burning down his own house and blaming it on 'electrical problems'.

A person named jonathan is usually a very unfortunate and unlucky guy, he is accident prone and has a tendency to get in trouble for things he usualy didnt do.
The act of a person treading in dog excrement and trying to wash it off in class

'Oh i did a Jonathan and burnt my house down'

by ACEJSG March 23, 2011