Jon Hume

Jon Hume is the oldest of the 3 Hume brothers. He plays in the alternative rock band Evermore, who are from Feilding New Zealand. Jon is the lead singer-guitarist of the band, and is notably tall. Jon went to school until around age 12(?), but then his mother home schooled him and his brothers. He produces most of Evermores work. He has said before that if he was not in Evermore, he would probably be producing other bands.

Jon Hume "Hey what's up."
Me "Um hey can I pleeease have a photo with you?"
Jon Hume "Yeah ofcourse" *poses*
Me "Oh.. I'm really little.."
Jon Hume "Don't worry, I will crouch for you" :
*this happened on June 23 2007 in Wellington New Zealand after one of Evermores concerts on the "Real Life" tour

by Nicky New Zealand! June 23, 2007

waun jon

Used usually as a women or girls breast or mens private parts

nice waun jon you got there

by ickybob May 12, 2011

lil jon

a man who makes music and beats for rappers in the dirty souf. noted for his excessive use of the words: yeah, okay, and what. popularized by dave chappelle skit.

Note: is said to be always drunk, and goes nowhere without his pimp cup

wow look its another song with lil jon on it, what a surprise, his lyrics are so verbose!!!

by William C. June 10, 2004

bob jon

When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"

Oh my God! I just got bob jon'd!!!!!!

by Fat Fuckerrrrr January 10, 2009

Jon-Pork

A pig that somehow has the intelligence to play Minecraft, yet is stupid enough to bot Hypixel Duels and somehow never get banned for it.

Person 1: Have you heard of that pig that just installed Duck Dueller for Minecraft?
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.

by TheGayPlayer69 September 06, 2023

Jon Pumper

The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.

I wanna fuck that guy like I wanna fuck Jon Pumper

by pumperfan September 27, 2012

Jon Newell

The illest, sickest, most diseased (in a good way) kid in Idaho.
really hates the drummer from Give Us This Day

"Dude, did you see what Jon Newell posted?"
"Yuh, it was pretty fly-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i"

by Audrey Kitching. January 04, 2009