Cop: You been smoking that reefer, boy?
You: No, sir.
Cop: You sure? Cus you smell like you've been smoking the devil's lettuce! What's your name?
You: I'd prefer not to disclose that, sir. I have done nothing wrong here.
Cop: What's your name, boy?
You: (Clears throat) Jon Sanchez, sir.
You: No, sir.
Cop: You sure? Cus you smell like you've been smoking the devil's lettuce! What's your name?
You: I'd prefer not to disclose that, sir. I have done nothing wrong here.
Cop: What's your name, boy?
You: (Clears throat) Jon Sanchez, sir.
by Black Lung, representing PSB May 12, 2011
Get the Jon Sanchezmug. Damn bro "Jersey Jon" stole your girlfriend too.
or
I can't believe that "Jersey Jon' really DMed you!!
or
I can't believe that "Jersey Jon' really DMed you!!
by Myra side of this **** April 23, 2019
Get the jersey jonmug. a man who makes music and beats for rappers in the dirty souf. noted for his excessive use of the words: yeah, okay, and what. popularized by dave chappelle skit.
Note: is said to be always drunk, and goes nowhere without his pimp cup
Note: is said to be always drunk, and goes nowhere without his pimp cup
by William C. June 10, 2004
Get the lil jonmug. One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city
by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015
Get the Jon Hornemug. A place to place one's penis.
by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022
Get the Jon's Garagemug. by Compton_The_Game July 16, 2009
Get the Jon Cletoesmug. When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"
by Fat Fuckerrrrr January 10, 2009
Get the bob jonmug.