jon cuevas

pulling a jon cuevas is when you tell your close friends that you hate them and will never be their friends again and curses at them with lots of horrible words.

example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?

jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!

everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.

your being really rude, dont pull a jon cuevas again.

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

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jon-marc

The most handsomest man you will ever meet , he is the most caring and not afraid to show his emotions ( he knows that they are a sign of strength) and a man who will sacrifice everything for the one he cares for <3 plus the best boyfriend material ever

Jon-marc is the best !

by Jade.Dragon2709 May 20, 2018

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lil jon

a man who makes music and beats for rappers in the dirty souf. noted for his excessive use of the words: yeah, okay, and what. popularized by dave chappelle skit.

Note: is said to be always drunk, and goes nowhere without his pimp cup

wow look its another song with lil jon on it, what a surprise, his lyrics are so verbose!!!

by William C. June 10, 2004

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Jon Cletoes

Open Toed sandals

"Yo, ma nigga where did you get those Jon Cletoes I'll pay 200 euro for em..?"

by Compton_The_Game July 16, 2009

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Jon Newell

The illest, sickest, most diseased (in a good way) kid in Idaho.
really hates the drummer from Give Us This Day

"Dude, did you see what Jon Newell posted?"
"Yuh, it was pretty fly-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i"

by Audrey Kitching. January 3, 2009

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bob jon

When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"

Oh my God! I just got bob jon'd!!!!!!

by Fat Fuckerrrrr January 10, 2009

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