jebus

Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)

Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha

by D.J. J. Caten May 13, 2006

Alabama Jousting

The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.

Hey, do you want to go Alabama Jousting with me tonight?

by PatelDid7/11 January 14, 2016

jousting

A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.

Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip

by Tingwallerwaller February 14, 2008

Steve jobs

Male masterbation using a hollowed out apple.

Dude, whered my apple go? Please don't tell me you Steve jobsed with it!

by Jacquarda October 22, 2012

High-beam Jousting

When two drivers at night on opposite sides of the road refuse to turn off there high beams(or forget to) and see who can last the longest without driving off the road or crashing .

Guy1: Dude i noticed that your car was dented what happened at the movies last night?

Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.

by thatguy105 October 8, 2010

Josus

Josus is a word that is really "Jesus" said by a jew as not to offend anyone
J*sus = Josus = Jesus

Josus Chrost get off my balls!

by Pokemonfreak1231 October 30, 2004

Jebus

1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won.
Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer.

2. Homer Simpson's grammar error

We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus.

Lord, praise Jebus!

by TheBowser701 January 26, 2010