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Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
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Jewel

The best wingman ever. Always on the phone and js perfect. Lovely eyes and perfect curves. Best model in the world. Will always be there for you.
by chh huh dgyygv April 12, 2023
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Ethan Jewell

a poet/pianist, that has quite a following on the app TikTok. he is known for such hits as "Bouquet," "Snowglobe," and "I Can't Move." He is also known for spreading a message to be kind, and to stay positive.
'dude, you know ethan jewell? he has mad piano skills bruv'

'yeah I just saw his latest video. I would simp.'
by Lue 🐝™️ August 3, 2020
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Jewels

Any valuable information that can enhance your knowledge and understanding towards a better life.
by Neeky_B March 2, 2019
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brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.
Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.
by Meribald July 9, 2021
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anthony jewell

A raging homo who is known for being a dick lover. He often likes to fart in his hand so he can catch a big whiff. what a homo.
Anthony Jewell is said to be so gay that he touched Jon once and lived.
by The6thDollsDrawer May 3, 2017
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Jewel

Jewel is halarious
by J3W3L10 December 10, 2023
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