Jewel

The funniest person you will ever meet

Jewel is halarious

by J3W3L10 December 10, 2023

take me to the jeweler

It's a line from Katy Perry's song 'Harleys in Hawai', I'm not a native speaker so tryna understand this line and a previous one if you can help

When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you'll take me to the jeweler, jeweler, jeweler

by Amari_S August 6, 2023

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

Jewel

The best wingman ever. Always on the phone and js perfect. Lovely eyes and perfect curves. Best model in the world. Will always be there for you.

Random person: crying
Jewel: *comforts them*

by chh huh dgyygv April 12, 2023

Jeweled

A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.

I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

Jewels

Balls

My Jewels are loose!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 24, 2020

jewel coat

stream walls and golden

whats a jewel coat bro??

idk but apparently the fish is named william?

by MolybdenumYes October 24, 2020