Jetturbating

Using the jets of a pool, hot tub, or any similar structure to derive pleasure; effectively masturbating but removing the necessity of touching the genital region.

Kim: I walked in on Chad in the hot tub! He said he was just trying to clean his junk, but I could tell he was jetturbating.

by Craigglea August 26, 2012

Jetered out

When you are so sick of hearing about how wonderful some other individual is.

After a year of hearing, ad nauseam, about how, Derek Jeter invented baseball and is the best person since Jesus Christ, I am Jetered out.

by Doctor Java September 27, 2014

juturd

A Juturd is a pile of excrement in human form, otherwise known as jujubain

a giant turd wrapped in a blanket. burrito juturd

by juturd February 23, 2015

Jethrosexual

A sexuality accompanied by an ultra masculine figure that tends to be mistaken as borderline gay but is actually asserting his dominance over his more feminine beta friends.

Jethro is so Jethrosexual, an orgy of 4 girls and 2 guys doesn't make him flinch.

by An Anonymous Note May 25, 2016

Jethursha

They are a very nice person but they are in love with P.E so if you talk anything rude about P.E they will get very angry. They are also really skinny.

Person 1: We have a free period/lesson what do u want to do
Jethursha: Let's go and do P.E or help out with anything in P.E
Person 1: What if we can't do both
Jethursha: Les run around the park

by Samantha❤️😈 May 14, 2016

jeurhehhe

Sucks dick

That jeurhehhe sucks soooo much dick

by Sahhhh duude January 17, 2017

jethro puffs

Is a cum-filled condom with a marshmallow topper that you slurp up

Jethro puffs Jethro sitting in a tent slurping jizzed filled condoms filled marshmallows a jethro puff

by Crazy country June 24, 2017