Jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling
"Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly! There’s a lot of lonely people out there. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly."
by ThePwnmeister May 1, 2012
Get the Porn Jellymug. a creature of the cnidrian(jellyfish) family, chacrized by it's incredibly well working eyes, bright color, preditory agression,and spring loaded stinging cells on it's four tentacles. Instead of removing waste through it's mouth it's four tentacles absorb nutrients before puffimg out the waste material.
The Australian Box Jelly's sting make you lose hope that you will live, to add to it's already lethal power.
by Light Joker March 17, 2004
Get the Box Jellymug. Well where I come from they have about as much meaning as a sock.
They are there to wear.
...
Nothing more, nothing less.
They are there to wear.
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Nothing more, nothing less.
by Amie. April 3, 2004
Get the jelly braceletsmug. She gobbled up my ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Get the Ball Jellymug. by Guntaker1999 January 15, 2017
Get the jelly cockmug. The byproduct of a masturbation session where your ejaculate flies from your penis with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. The accumulated ejaculate can be compounded over time to form something similar to a Sploogy (an Emmy made of pure cum) or an Oskeet (an Oscar make of oxidized spunk).
Girlfriend: "Aww, that's cute. What's that award on that shelf!"
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
by Leroy Actionslax November 23, 2015
Get the Shelf Jellymug. Herbal Jelly is a black coloured slightly bitter form of jelly, made of all natural ingredients. A chinese form of food, it is tasty to some, but others find it too bitter. Honestly to me, it isn't that bad, actually pretty good! Herbal Jelly is said to be a cold food, so eat it in the summer when you need to cool down.
It's found in (usually) chinese stores in forms of a drink, just jelly, and more.
It's found in (usually) chinese stores in forms of a drink, just jelly, and more.
'Hey mom, it's really hot. Can you buy some herbal jelly at the store?'
'I LOOOOVE herbal jelly! Try some!'
'I LOOOOVE herbal jelly! Try some!'
by herbal supplyment June 20, 2020
Get the Herbal Jellymug.