True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.
'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'
by Dan December 19, 2003
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red eye jedi

When you are smoking weed, your eyes glaze over and make you eyes look red. the jedi part is mainly due to the skills of jedis (:
this is some peng weed man im red eye jedi
by rawrzkiz July 04, 2009
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jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast
lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew
by darejar March 10, 2008
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Jedi Hand Trick

Euphemsim to masturbate. Mocking the Jedi Mind Trick in which the gesture of the hand and verbal command subdues the recepient.
I dont need lotion, I know how to do a jedi hand trick.
by rorry April 23, 2007
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just jedi memes

A star wars shitposting which posts stolen memes from star wars sithposting and should be deleted
Guy 1: hey should i post this meme?
Guy 2: na, just jedi memes will steal it
by Jonas james February 27, 2017
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Red eye Jedi

After you smoke and your eyes are red as hell
Bro I need them eye drops, we lookin like red eye Jedi
by Buuubes November 05, 2018
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Jedi Pimp-Ninja

Jedi Pimp-Ninja

1.) A player so far at the top of the game as to be considered nearly unstoppable, a master of the Jedi Mind trick and shameless slayer of all wet pussy.
2.) A person whoms actions are so righteous as to make the deed itself unreproachable. If it was done by a trueJedi Pimp-Ninja then it was fckn done right.
3.) The ultimate achievement for all Jedi Pimps Jedi Pimps and/or Ninja
4.)A trucker from Ohio
That mfckn Jedi Pimp-Ninja just fckd my ex-wife, her sister and my fiance all at that fckn " tupperware" party.
by grey dog October 01, 2019
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