Jared

Beast Of All Trades, Always Copied Never Duplicated! Worth Weight In Gold!, Hes Their When You Need Him, And Still Their When You Dont,

Hey Man, Your Such A Jared!
Hey, I Just Heard You Pulled A Jared On That Clown RobDog59!

by MooseMan420 November 22, 2011

Jayda

a name given to stunningly gorgeous girls with A+ personalities. These girls are usually the all-american type who love their mama's, love to ride horses, and are amazing ballerinas. They also tend to be very sexy and are known to be skilled at belly dancing.

That Jayda's a a heartbreaker, watch out!

by springydingy February 3, 2010

jared

hes 19 and never learned how to fucking read

Teacher: Jared could you read this

Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read

by willow1098 October 15, 2018

Jared

A best friend to many and a true love to an especially lucky girl. He cares so very much and his love is best described as perfection every breathing second it is given. A Jared is funny to all and just as kind. If you cross paths with my Jared... Know that he is mine. And I wouldn't change it for the world.

The love of my life can be none other than Jared.

by BryLoves February 2, 2017

Jared Lee Loughner

The alleged psychotic gunman that went on a shooting rampage in January 2011. Characterized as being a virgin, talking in circles and simple riddles, and shaving all the hair off his head.

Jared Lee Loughner: If the turd is brown, then brown is the turd.

by The Simpletonian January 19, 2011

jaded

1. the state of being emotionally bankrupt
2. having no illusions
3. unfeeling, uncaring, emotionally numb or empty

A person who has expended more emotions than he/she is allotted is left feeling empty, disillusioned, jaded.

by Daisy Fitzgerald Bronte January 14, 2011

Jared Borgetti

One of the greatest Mexican Strikers ever. 2nd most prolific striker in the world by 2005. and is the number one scorer in Mexican history. he played in the Mexican Futbol (soccer) leauge for awhile. until becoming the first ever Mexican born player to play in Englands FA Premiership. signing with Bolton. he is currently playing for the Saudi Arabian club Al-Ittad

Jared Borgetti scores another goal for Mexico!

by 9JBorgetti August 19, 2006