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Jason

Jason is a stupid human being. He farts a lot.
by Ben Dover331 October 23, 2019
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Jason

A little short Asian boy who Loves short girls also comments on every asianneverdiepost looks kinda retarded running up on someone
Jason is so Asian
by Username0000 April 18, 2019
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Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.
my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus
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Jason

Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.
Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jason

A very handsome person who plays the drums and guitar.
Many girls like him but he can't take his eyes off that one girl.
He is hopelessly romantic and believes in soulmates.
He likes to keep things private, because people tend to destroy beautiful things.
He is supportive and always finds a way to make you smile.
Jason is such a sweetheart!!
Everyone needs a Jason in their life!!!
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Person A: Whoa that person is so cool? Does he have a girlfriend?
Person B: Idk man- That's Jason. He likes to keep things private..but I heard he likes someone.
Person A: Oh I see-
by rainy slut July 24, 2022
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Jason

Jason does not only make the perfect best friend but he makes an amazing boyfriend. He knows how to treat a girl right. He will never take a moment for granted and will always do everything in his power to make you happy. He never fails to leave you feeling unloved and will always leave you with a smile on your face. Jason will always give you countless butterflies when looking into your eyes.

He is shy but yet an outgoing guy in his own unique ways. He holds a lot of known and hidden talents with in. He makes life easy. Most importantly jason holds the power to teach you how to love yourself and he shows you what it’s like to be treated by a true gentleman. Jason is forever mine and I hope everyone can be blessed enough to have a jason in their life!

Jason makes you curious as to how amazing life will be as long as he is by your side<3
by II - XVII - MMXIX April 19, 2020
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Jason

A man who's extremely good in bed.

You're lucky if you ever become a cuckold to one of these type of guys.

adam22's wife cucked him with a Jason
I met this Jason last night. We had sex for 2hrs.
by spaceaidsmonkey July 21, 2023
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