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Vietnamese Log Jammer

When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night
by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018
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Jammer

Someone who 'jams' up a gaydar. Someone who gays but is straight. Or someone who acts straight but is gay.
Guy one: Ugh, I can't tell if that hottie is gay or straight.
Guy Two: I know, he shops at American Eagle but he listens to Abba
Guy one: What a total jammer!
by Helena Handbasket August 8, 2003
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Clam Jammer

a slang term for penis. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the vagina.
by titanboy2793 August 27, 2008
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jammer

a man's penis. meant with the intent that the man will attempt to "jam" whatever it is he will with his penis.
oh dear, oliver's got a nice jammer there.
by inlovewitholiversjammer January 14, 2005
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Jammer

Girl is a jammer. She sucked 37 dicks!
by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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hammer jammered

I was at the bar last week and was so hammer jammered I don't even know WHAT I said to that guy. It was a guy right??
by tamtamcracker August 24, 2009
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TENNESSEE RIVER TWIN LOG JAMMER

A sexual act when a female gives head to 2 men at the same time. She goes from one log to the other thus giving the name Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer. She has to keep the wood wet like the river and hard. Has to fix the log jam only 1 log in the machine at a time.
The Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer was the best thing bros can do to hoes your brothers will thank you for the suggestion and might have a fun night as well.
by BigBoy711 December 12, 2015
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