“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”
by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022

by Allegra Noel September 24, 2013

A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.
by Jade Wyld October 4, 2017

An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
by Eagles Are Awesome May 13, 2020

A zebra.
Bob: I can't believe this zoo doesn't have any jail horses in it, this sucks.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.
by BM255 November 22, 2019

by niggasukadick December 22, 2009

Putting someone in 'facebook jail' refers to hiding their status updates b/c they (a) annoy you or (b) really fuckin' annoy you. This has no bearing on how you feel about the person, only how you feel about their thoughts contaminating your news feed. Okay, maybe it has a little bearing on what you think of the person, and whether or not it was smart to add them in the first place.
Homie, you are one step away from being put in facebook jail. Your status updates are fucking retarded.
by Seraph Belmont September 14, 2011
