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Jessica

Jessica someone who has crackhead energy. But she is always taken advantage of due to the fact that she has no spine .
Who’s that ?
“Oh just that bum Jessica”
by 2400lele October 19, 2020
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A character in a movie or TV show who usually dies within the first scene after mysteriously collapsing. While they are lying motionlessly on the ground, their name is often screamed very loudly and repeatedly.
*Jessica collapses*
Jessica's friend/relative: JESSICA!! JESSICA!!
by dietsierramist September 24, 2011
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spawn of satan, usually blonde and disrespectfull, can be ugly in most cases
i met a jessica the other night and told them off.
by william bill January 2, 2008
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A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.
"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the pink sock." "Damn she's such a Jessica."

Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?"

CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be Jessica size...Duh!"
by FishTacoFrank April 25, 2011
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A fun, smart, weird, goofy, special piece of trash girl. One of those people who you could complain about anything to them and they would never tell another soul. An outgoing girl that is very loyal to all her friends and will do anything for her best friends and loved ones.
Wow look at that trash their name must be Jessica.
by Daness June 23, 2017
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I wish I never saw Jessica and her fat ass Because she’s weird not helpful
by Noah Coleman October 27, 2019
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loser that no one likes, hangs out with other ugly losers
very jealous of all other girls, weird ugly slut who looks like a pumpkin
look at that jessica girl she's such a loser
by truthtruthtruthtruth123 January 1, 2012
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