Mozzarella Moment

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.

Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.

by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015

Hebry moment

A moment of complete and utter idioticness and/or forgetfulness. By

“Your girlfriend is over there,”
“We broke up, i told u remember? “
“ omfg im such an idiot, thta was such a hebry moment,”

by Henrayger and stuff April 15, 2021

Boromir moment

That point in time when you stop fighting off life's arrows, and realize its all over

When she took the kids, the house, the boat, and the dog, Jeremy knew he had reached his Boromir moment

by Noodle* October 29, 2010

Verkerk Moment

"Verkerk Moment" is a term used in North Europe to describe a setting in which a person stages or displays him or herself from the most beautiful angle with a most meaningful smile; placed in a wonderful color coordinated environment or in front of an outstanding historical landmark.

Have you seen Claudia's Verkerk Moment?

Let me take a picture! This is a Verkerk Moment!
We have a Verkerk Moment!

by Rubin Stein June 17, 2018

Murph moment

Any moment in which the subject is bad, stupid or baka. The moment is up to the decision of the council.

My mom died, that's a murph moment.

by FouF_2 March 11, 2021

Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.

I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.

by Guido1 February 21, 2009

Erik Moment

when something is said by someone and it is so unfunny that the people listening describe are forced into a state of cringe.

You will know when you hear an Erik Moment

by daquavious bingleton April 25, 2022