dilly-wad

a complte and total idot

dude ur the biggest dilly-wad ive ever fuckin seen

by j2dizzo September 08, 2003

Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

by Arlas June 25, 2015

WAD of Cheese

a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth

QW: look at AndI East
MT: fucking WAD of cheese

by DEICER December 15, 2022

Dago wad

A wad of cash with a rubber band around it.

So, typical of an Italian pulling out a dago wad!

by Batman Dago February 06, 2018

Gummy Wad

The result of eating a 5 pound bag of gummy bears

Example:

"Fuck man, I just shit out a gummy wad the size of my face"

by Nadramia December 09, 2019

Douche Wad

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.

You're a big douche wad

by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017

Cock wad

Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick

-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad

by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt February 01, 2017