Get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

When it’s 14 mins away from leaving somewhere and you just wanna get the fuck out

Bitch I got get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

by Offioffy March 12, 2019

too-much-itis

when you have a lot of something that you usually don't have a lot of, and you overuse it due to a change in your perception of its scarcity. it isn't too-much-itis if overconsumption has no consequences for you.

"I've got a bad case of too-much-itis, I just got my stimulus and I've already bought like six things."

by dooooom March 28, 2021

Busch Sprite-itis

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit

"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."

by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023

Old-Mind-Itis

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older

"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis

by Ha ha jokes on you February 7, 2020

kinnie-itis

Severe and unhealthy obsession with anime and waifus. Check with your doctor to make sure YOU dont have kinnie-itis. Its contagious!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!!1!

"Yuki got sent home today!"
"WHAT? how come?"
"She's diagnosed with kinnie-itis, stay away from her!"

by TheRealEnsychopledia October 7, 2020

Sidekick-itis

Sidekick-itis (Sidekick - eye - tiss), as coined by Lindsay Ellis, is a word for a phenomenon that occurs in (usually fictional) media, where said media has, or what is considered, to be an overabundance of "sidekick" characters.

"This movie has a bad case of sidekick-itis, even the sidekick has a sidekick!"

by Sir Rodger Dodger January 24, 2021

Pussy-itis

Pussy-itis, other wise known as P.I, is only found in middle aged Men that coach baseball, and is slightly bald.

He has a condition called pussy-itis.

by Doctor A. March 12, 2025