An E-pocalypse is a disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term often refers to e-Bay or the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase epokalupsis bayus, literally "sale at the end of the æon, or age".
As time ticked away, ___ just KNEW that the snow-encrusted plow with the deer-head ornament would be his. "Surely, the E-pocalypse is nearing."
by ballpark_frank February 9, 2010
Get the e-pocalypse mug.When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.
A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!
by wakingupalone July 24, 2011
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When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.
Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!
by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017
Get the message-apocalypse mug.1: Verb; You and, your friends are in an apocalyptic world (in reference to a zombie apocalypse). Everyone gets along well, hence the 'bro' in Zombro.
2:Noun; A group of mindless bros, typically as far as the eye can see.
3:Adjective; to describe a situation in which, you must rely on your 'bros' to pass.
2:Noun; A group of mindless bros, typically as far as the eye can see.
3:Adjective; to describe a situation in which, you must rely on your 'bros' to pass.
1; " Dude, this Zombro Apocalypse is awful. No running water really kills me. Literally."
2; "Hey watch it! A Zombro Apocalypse started at that new Ice cream shop. Take my frisbee, use it wisely."
3; "This test is going to be a Zombro Apocalypse. I'll help you, if you help me."
2; "Hey watch it! A Zombro Apocalypse started at that new Ice cream shop. Take my frisbee, use it wisely."
3; "This test is going to be a Zombro Apocalypse. I'll help you, if you help me."
by Snarky-Chan May 10, 2018
Get the Zombro Apocalypse mug.John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night
by sociallittleman June 5, 2018
Get the Facebook Apocalypse mug.Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018
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