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Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?"
You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"
You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"
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Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.
Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.
Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.
Person with a life: I have a job.
Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.
Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.
Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.
Person with a life: Mine's hot.
Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.
Person with a life: I actually touch mine.
Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.
Person with a life: Mine gives me head.
Internet addict: Every day.
Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.
Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.
Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.
Person with a life: I have a job.
Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.
Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.
Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.
Person with a life: Mine's hot.
Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.
Person with a life: I actually touch mine.
Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.
Person with a life: Mine gives me head.
Internet addict: Every day.
Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
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