Internet

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

Internet

Invented by Al Gore

"I invented the Internet" - Al Gore

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 November 25, 2003

internet

A virtual network where people, calling themselves critics, post negative comments about upcoming movies.

"It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet." - Jay and Silent Bob

by Thumbs May 23, 2003

internet

A global pornography network.

I l0v3 to search joor foumz and act c00l 0v3r th3 internet. And then I go on redtube and wankz to it.

by george allen December 24, 2007

The Internet

Society’s downfall.

The Internet will destroy the world.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

Internet

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.

I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.

by AtheistExtremist November 1, 2017

Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!

John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!

by Mumflr Fumperdink January 5, 2018