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Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.
He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.
by janethepaint May 21, 2017
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instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?
by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014
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Instagram offical

The first time a couple posts a picture together on instagram. The couples relationship is now common knowledge.
They're instagram offical, now everyone knows about them.
by Tubezz January 8, 2017
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Instagram Grace

When you religiously snap a pic of your ever meal before you eat it
Now we say Instagram Grace:
“Blessed O Instagram, and these, our gifts, which we are about to place through they filters, Through our Iphones, RIP Jobs, amen.”
by firebirdfive July 20, 2018
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instagram pictures

When people want to take a fun, coo;, awesome photo to post on Instagram. Different levels of intensity with this topic. Sometimes a simple photo with an iPhone and other times a professional photographer and days work.
Instagramer: Hey, dude can you take this Instagram photo for me.
Friend: Yeah sure; what are you gonna do.
Instagramer: I'm gonna hope this fence and look like a savage you take the photo when I am at the top of it.

Friend: Okay.

Instagram pictures: Being defined as a picture for persons Instagram account.
by arc321 July 22, 2017
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Instagram syndrome

When mostly girls think that they are fat, obese, ect. when they have normal healthy weight and they want to lose big portion of their weight. Example: From 65kg to 50kg.

It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.
Tom: My girlfriend thinks that she is fat and she wants to lose weight.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.
by PanDavey January 6, 2022
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Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.
The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.
by Purple-font November 11, 2021
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