Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.
He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.
by janethepaint May 21, 2017
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instagram pictures

When people want to take a fun, coo;, awesome photo to post on Instagram. Different levels of intensity with this topic. Sometimes a simple photo with an iPhone and other times a professional photographer and days work.
Instagramer: Hey, dude can you take this Instagram photo for me.
Friend: Yeah sure; what are you gonna do.
Instagramer: I'm gonna hope this fence and look like a savage you take the photo when I am at the top of it.

Friend: Okay.

Instagram pictures: Being defined as a picture for persons Instagram account.
by arc321 July 17, 2017
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instagram makeup

The super extra make up that include rainbow eyeliner, awkwardly colorful eyeshadow etc.
I would wear instagram makeup at school, but I don't want to wake up at 4 in the morning to do it.
by Xos der June 03, 2017
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Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.
Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.
by Urban Frank December 03, 2017
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instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?
by HostileChemistry February 01, 2014
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Instagram Warrior

An Instagram warrior is usually a female who will appear very good looking on their Instagram account. With lots of photos of themselves and lots of followers. When, in reality, they are often ugly in person with an awful personality. Easily confused with a catfish but the key difference is a catfish pretends to be a completely different person, but an ig warrior just makes themself look a lot better and different to how they actually are.
"Howay man, a good looking lass is in my dms"
"Be careful mate she looks like she could be an Instagram warrior
by Willy Bagnall December 01, 2019
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Instagram purge

An time where instagram randomly deletes accounts/followers/etc. Basically hell!
"Not another Instagram purge! I was at 200k!!"
by AnonymouslyDone July 06, 2017
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