Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022
by Sweaty_Mac May 27, 2021
steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023
Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama
Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama
Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz
by Geloite the Protogen January 17, 2022
An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.
As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.
by msscream1234 February 06, 2018
I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 04, 2023
1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus March 21, 2011