when i eat the booty i feed myself

What me and my family do all the time! LOL

"bruh im hungry"
"When i eat the booty i feed myself"

by Sweaty_Mac May 27, 2021

i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

Wait I think I know who joe is

“Wait I think I know who joe is” is a random joke used during…. Idk….

Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama

Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz

by Geloite the Protogen January 17, 2022

I don't need it... but I need it.

An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.

As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.

by msscream1234 February 6, 2018

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.

You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED

A word used by new yorkers, when someone is in need of something they ask for it and the other person replies with a SIKE I LIED and rhyming word.

Person One: Yo bro can you give me some chapstick real quick.
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:

Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST

by NYCFAG March 17, 2021