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I Love Monkeys! 

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.
Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries
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I'll be monitoring your frequency. 

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.
"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

i have no money 

when you are absolutely fucking money-less, nothing, no moo-lah, nothing at all and yer name is josh oates min
skinto sir: said josh oates min

i have no money
i have no money by superinfinity February 9, 2017

so what if I'm the monster

the iconic line from our goddess gabbie hanna while explaining her song on Genius lyrics
dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"

Go Back I Wanna be Monke 

Go Back I wanna be monke is a meme where a person is tired of being human and all the stress that comes with it.

Do I owe you money?

A phrase used to accuse someone of staring at you, often used by Drill Instructors at Marine boot-camp. The point being that if someone does't have a valid reason to stare at you (like you owing them money) then they should stop doing it.
DI: (notices recruit looking at him) Hey recruit, do I owe you money?

Recruit: ... what? Sir, no sir!

DI: They stop frickin' eyeballing me then.
Do I owe you money? by Gyreneisms November 20, 2011

i see your money 

a stupid ad that shows up everywhere and leads you to comics almost entirely based on cliches. Please, please click the "x" at the top-right corner of the ad and choose "seen this ad multiple times". Please.
on searching up the number 18:

"I SEE YOUR MONEY"

18: I

the age which you are SEE
"I SEE YOUR MONEY" YOUR
able to buy a shamwow MONEY

I SEE YOUR MONEY

#18 #shamwow #sham #wow #tv #age #the I SEE YOUR MONEY's are coming