hemo

An emo kid who wishes he/she was a vampire or is extremely obsessed with vampires.

If all you write is poetry moping about how you want to be a vampire, you might be a hemo.

by mordredlefay December 4, 2010

Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010

Hemorrhoid

A derogatory word used in customer service positions to describe difficult black customers. Similar to, "shine."

"How was work today honey?"

"It was okay untill these hemorrhoids came in at the last minute and tried to haggle the prices way down."

by Tomahhtoe August 15, 2009

hemorrhoid

an ass vein blowout that happens when you sneeze, cough, fart and burp (a.k.a. "snoughfurp") at the same time.

I snoughfurped on the couch last night, and now I have a hemorrhoid.

by Charles Fina, Fort Wayne, IN April 18, 2011

hemophiliac

person that has sex with blood

i.e. blood fucker

(they sneak in a blood bank, rob a blood bag, puncture a hole in the bag, and fuck the chit out of the bag.)

necrophiliac-person tht has sex with dead bodies

necro-dead
philiac-fucker

hemophiliac-person who cannot clot blood properly
hemo-blood
philiac-fucker

by comiction March 2, 2007

hemo

A sad and depressed individual who cuts himself with a dick.

The hemo samurai was so distraught at the result of the battle that he committed seppuko on a shark phallic.

by 6Matt66 October 31, 2007

hemo

homosexual emo... as simple as that

have you seen this hemo? he's so.... gay!

by Youssef Shoufan May 14, 2007