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Human Autocorrect

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.
Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!
by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011
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humains

human remains, body parts usually of murder victims.

The word was coined by Bill Allred host of the Radio from Hell show in Salt Lake City on September 6 2012, while dicussing a news story about more body parts found in Canada.
More humains we're found in Canada.

Dexter was becoming nervous about all the humains being found that were attributed to the bay harbor butcher.
by XanderHarris67 September 6, 2012
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Humaliate

To crassly subject your sometimes unknowing wife to abusive ridicule by forcing or allowing her to publicly defend your lying to her about your sexual misdeeds, as practiced by Anthony Weiner, Elliott Spitzer, Bill Clinton, Mark Sanford, Jim McGreevy and a veritable plethora of other elected officials on both sides of the aisle. "Both sides of the aisle" may be defined variously, as the specific circumstances of each case may dictate.
Anthony Weiner, along with a seemingly endless array of philandering politicians, would HUMALIATE his wife, Huma Abedin by repeatedly placing and embarrassing her in front of television cameras while continuing to lie to her and the public about his sexting and beneath contempt, twisted sexual escapades.
by Yooj October 3, 2013
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human perfection

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3
by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019
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human resources

A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.
"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."
by Jonnybro0 August 9, 2019
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Human Screenshot

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)
Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.
by taqqa November 10, 2019
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Human Charcuterie Board

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.
Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.
by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021
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