hoobedoo

penis

suck my hoobedoo

by sex June 29, 2003

hooded sweatshirt

noun: an uncircumcised penis

John was once again dumped when she took a look at his hooded sweatshirt. The taste of smegma lingered in her mouth from the last debacle.

by Nathan and Aaron January 14, 2009

hooped

As in the colloquial usage of "hooped it". The act of balancing a volleyball, football or other inflatable object under ones buttocks while in a swimming pool.

Although giving the appearance and sensation of floating, the proponent runs the risk of opening his (or her) anus and "ingesting" the ball (or other object) into the colonic tract. Thus rendering the protagonist a "permanent floater" having hooped the ball.

Freakboy: "Dude, where's the damn volleyball? I wanna get on with the game!"

Hoopy-boy: "Man, I was floating on it and now it's gone. I think I hooped it!"

by Monty Cornwall June 2, 2008

hooped (Verb)

A term for the anal ringpiece - Hoop - is often made into a verb to form Hooped.
This refers to taking a beating of somekind, or being busy in the workplace.
It is also a derogatory insult for somebody, and fucntions as an adjective to describes one's hoop in its various states.

" Henry you're a dirty hoopsting!"
"Can't talk, we're getting hooped!"
"mmm kiss my hoop!"
"I'm not rimming you tonight Sam, your hoops all stinky!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

Hooner

Someone who rides a hardtail mountain bike to the limits

(Allso known as a fucking G)

Your a hardtail hooner, cunt

by Hardtail hooners November 27, 2019

hooped

when someone steals your rims or wheels.

Those guys hooped my wheels...

by who_else1234 December 14, 2009

hooner

forcing the fumes of cannabis, through water via a disused sprite bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling, resulting in you getting blazed!

pass the hooner... i wna get blazed!

by evisurudeboy November 29, 2006