Hitched

The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.

I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.

by Dostom January 31, 2015

Hitch

To thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another's flesh.

When my stepbrother hit my sister, I had to hitch that fag master.

by Prince of the Rodeo March 11, 2003

hitch hiking on the sheets

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

hitcher

a guy who dresses up in order to moleste children. most commenly like a clown or something that would be appealing to children.... they also often have there way with piggys when there are no children around.

Iowntheracistclowns(a hitchers youtube account) the clown who steals a child and molestse them in his minivan.

by holocausefate December 20, 2008

hitch hiker

When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.

That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.

by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team May 13, 2005

Hitchhiker

Hitchhiker:

To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.

On the way home from work last night I grabbed myself a quick hitchhiker

by Ryedawg II September 21, 2009

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.

I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007