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Hillbilly Pickled 

When you are done or finished with something and it is time to stop. It can also mean you are hammered drunk (done).

Jeff just broke his leg, this game is hillbilly pickled, give me the ball i am going home.


Fucking Jager has got me hillbilly pickled tonight.

This blunt is hillbilly pickled, toss it out the window.
Hillbilly Pickled by JAK802 February 21, 2009
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Hillbilly Ashtray 

A beer can/bottle which one uses to store cigarette butts in.
"Out in the trailer park we dont need no fancy glass platters for our cigarettes, we just use hillbilly ashtrays"

Hillbilly Pine Tree 

When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you
Man after work i got me a hillbilly pine tree

Hillbilly Taco 

Classy Hill-billy entrée consisting of popcorn skewered between a piece of ham.
Hey EliMae! Get in that kitchen and make us some hillbilly tacos, your uncle just got your sister pregnant!
Hillbilly Taco by the biologist November 29, 2012

HillBilly Shotgun

When A man shoves his ass in his lovers face, and takes a shit.(only works with diarrhea) The blast acts like a shotgun, spewing feces on his lovers face.
"I was having sex and needed to take a shit, I had really bad diarrhea, so I gave her the Hillbilly Shotgun."

Hillbilly Hand Fishin 

You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.
I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.

Hillbilly-threesome 

Pertaining to family (mainly actual cousins) who have sex with eachother and a horse.
Josie and her cousin just got done having a hillbilly-threesome with her horse Ed.