Helen Keller

Jerking off with a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, usually with underwear down by ankles.

“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”

by dubes1027 March 26, 2019

Astronaut Helmet

Materials Required:

1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice

Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.

Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"

by Easy Easly January 23, 2010

Hellen

hellen is hot as fuck everyone want to be friends with hellen sigh

wow hellen ur hot as fuck

by ilyxxx June 21, 2013

St.Helens

A shit hole, never go there or you will get syphilis.

"St.Helens is a shit hole"

by St Helens Shit Hole September 29, 2014

fuck helmet

(noun) A person who has done or said something very stupid. Alternately, a very inconsiderate person.

"I can't believe you said that to her. You are such a fuck helmet!"

by Author is missing July 29, 2006

spartan helmet

when a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet

I cheated on Scott, so i let him give me the ol' spartan helmet

by Sean Barrett March 17, 2007

German helmet

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.

Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.

by The Big H May 13, 2005