Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

heart break soldier

Someone who continuously helps someone get through something ...expecting to get something out of it and never does....but it is in their soul to always help but they always get fucked over

Damn it I was such a heart break soldier to her

by Heartbreak soldier May 24, 2019

Heartbroken & Homicidal

An album released in 2010 by Twiztid, focusing on music about women.

Guy 1: I just bought the new heartbroken & homicidal CD

Guy 2: HOLY SHIT...

by LoudMouthAumnix January 14, 2011

heartbeat

A special fighting-techinque involving squeezing someone's testicles in the rythm of heartbeats. Often used in boarding schools.

Guy 1: "Are you mugging me off in front of my pals?"
Guy 2: "Nooooo!"
Guy 1: "Yes you are!"
{Guy 1 grabs Guy 2's testicles and squeezes them according to the rhythm of his own heartbeats.}
Guy 2: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Guy 1: "Now jogg on, dickhead!"

by ferd the real one November 19, 2007

Queer Heartbreaker

A Queer Heartbreaker is a person who will happily lie about their sexual orientation and show interest in Queer (LGBT) people and these lonely innocent and naïve LGBT people will fall for them and confess their love to the Queer Heartbreaker, only to be rejected and then made fun of, followed by the Queer Heartbreakers friends humiliating and ruining an LGBT persons life even more than it already was

Donald is a Puerto Rican teen who is Gay and has a faint crush on Carlos, Carlos loves hitting on guys and flirting but Carlos is straight and Donald doesn’t know that, Carlos then shows interest in Donald and Donald falls for it, but then one of Carlos’s enemies comes up to Donald and says “buddy, he is a Queer Heartbreaker”, Donald immediately stopped liking Carlos.

by A Pirsuyan November 3, 2020

Heartbeats Jealousy

The jealous feeling of somebody who owns Lady Gaga heartbeats headphones. Also, a person who is so obsessed with Lady Gaga, he/she buys everything with her name on it. This person is jealous of the other person who has these things.

April has Heartbeats Jealousy towards Joe about his Heartbeats and Lady Gaga shirt he had.

by cheesepuff41 April 9, 2010

h3artfreak

h3artfreak is a instagram account with over 2k followers , h3artfreak is a she. she's into both genders , she used to be a " UwU " girl. as from i see now , shes pretty edgy.

have you seen h3artfreak's account? shes no longer posting !

by h3artfreak February 2, 2021