Hatchet Wound

slang for a woman's vagina

Hey dude, did you see her hatchet wound last night?

by Spike 1374 October 15, 2008

Hatchet Wound

A slang term for a womans vagina.

Hey Beth, let me see that hatchet wound.

by Caleb Parsley May 24, 2008

t-hatch

someone who tries and fails to finger girls in movie theaters. when said failing they tend to finger the anus instead.

"dude! john pulled a t-hatch last night!"
"what?!"
"yeah! he fingered her ass hole!"

by modeff July 12, 2009

Hatchet

1.A small hand axe sometimes with a triangle-shaped edge to deepen the wound. Known as a juggalo's best weapon by ICP fans, this is also made popular in Japan by Rena, the lead villian/murderer of the first and fifth arc of Higurashi no Naru Koro Ni or "When The Cicidas Cry".

"I'm so going to make a hatchet for halloween!"

Net troll: Close the hatchet!
Net expert: Then you'll have a pretty big hole in your chest. =_=

Rena: I will never forgive her for tellling them! *pounds person in question with the side of the hatchet*

by Mr.Simmons November 8, 2008

hairy hatchet wound

a female's unshaved vagina

i want to stick my whole head into your hairy hairy hatchet wound baby

by happy pencil August 6, 2003

hartcliffe

A chavy area of Bristol where lots of people hang around public parks.

‘Meet me in Hartcliffe in the park’

by Sjdiidnd December 6, 2017

Bait and Hatch

When a girl knows a guy is going break up with her, she has sex with him with the intention of getting pregnant so that he will not leave her.

Julia pulled a bait and hatch on Juan and it worked. He stayed with her for the sake of the baby.

by Tasha Doe November 23, 2009