Kyle-Handed

When a guy with commitment issues hands back the feelings you felt for him, and he just moves on to the next thing with boobs and a vagina. He says he just dumped a girl for you, making you feel special and then BAM before you know it, he uses the same line on the next girl handy.

I basically Kyle-handed her.

by Britta B. Davis May 1, 2011

Glad handed

Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.

I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.

by Old_savage August 6, 2016

side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.

What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.

by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006

left handed hug

to firmly hug someone and hold them with one arm close and tight, preferably with your dominate arm for strength purposes, then slowly slide your free hand down that person's back, spreading their meat-cheeks with your hands and penetrating their chocolate starfish with your fingers, thus a forced reach-around.

My girl friend broke up with me so I asked for one last hug goodbye, needless to say it was a "left handed hug".

by humbleguy November 12, 2011

one-handed Myspacing

The duel activity of switching back and for forth between Myspace in one window and pornographic images in another. Also works with AIM, Facebook or any other social group.

Dwayne Danglewood: Dude that comment you posted last night made no sense! Were you drunk or something?

Eric Shen: No I was doing a little one-handed Myspacing.

by Alec Verdegen February 21, 2008

clean-handed

not guilty of an offence; innocent.

In the final analysis, he was proven clean-handed.

by uttam maharjan October 8, 2011

spicy handed

This is movie jargon for shooting with a gun in each hand. The terminology comes from Asian cinema, more specifically Hong Kong action and gangster movies.

No John Woo movie is complete without someone shooting spicy handed while driving a motorcycle.

by Steve Pareidolia June 1, 2005