Hammocking

A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.

So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.

by Nostromo2 December 2, 2011

hamhocks

The buttocks or ass cheeks.

Damn! Look at the hamhocks on that chick!

by John Lennon February 3, 2004

hammack

someone who falls asleep at work easily and makes noises while swaying back and forth.

oh no there goes a hammack

by jackandbeanstalk December 22, 2016

Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)

Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.

by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017

Hammocking

The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.

man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?”

man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”

by Johnny Asswipe IV September 23, 2022

Hommocks

A hell below hell
its like the ghetto get raped on a corner kind of hell
thats how much it sux
i mean any school in the middle of ny with 92 percent cockasains will be retarded

top 3 best things about hommocks

1- pissing of mr kein and hearing him say IITEEE

2- ms nelson, shes just too entertaining

3- 3:46 pm

yaa i go to hommocks.....unfortunately

by hgdfj February 5, 2009

Hammockable

The ability for two objects, such as trees or posts, to have a hammock hung between them. (Adj.)

"Dude, we have to find somewhere good to smoke this blunt."

"Yo, those trees right there look pretty hammockable."

by Poophead99 July 25, 2014