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Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.
Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock
by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017
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dusty hammock

When you haven't had sex for a really long time.
I've nae had a ride in 10 months, I've got a well dusty hammock.
by Tiffany Diamond April 6, 2017
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