lollipop hammer

A lollipop hammer is a dick with a large mushroom head that when erect is used to bash someone in the face with, usually during oral intercourse.

"Tom whacked his lollipop hammer all over Amy's face, before she licked it to completion."

by chaunpop January 2, 2014

Bridgette von Hammeredmarked

What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.

Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.

by Crazy Legs 1966 April 20, 2018

hammer heading

the term for when a man takes extacy and viagra. the viagra is taken because of the comon erectile disfunction assosiated with MDMA

guy 1: Dude, me and Ashley are gunna do E and im gunna screw her.
guy 2: Dude, that aint gunna work, you need to go Hammer Heading.

by ykwtdtgluip January 11, 2008

Hammer of Thor

The sexual act of grasping ones member the second before ejaculation and squeezing to such an extent that your hand begins to shake. The desired effect being, the sperm redirects and shoots the opposite way back into the body causing you to trick your member (dick) into thinking it's on nut #2 without he sensitivity or need for a pause that comes with the second round.
But the move does have it's draw backs and the user will experience blue balls the following morning or day after.

Use with caution!

I almost came on stroke five last night when I was with my girl in bed but I pulled the Hammer of Thor" and I lasted almost an out and half.

by style September 7, 2014

Hammering Nails

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.

guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest

by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018

hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.

The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.

by bigdylsky November 7, 2010

hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip

Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank

by Mattc96 February 25, 2015