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Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!

When you are witnessing a couple with many chidren who are trying to wrangle them in, trying to turn chaos into what appears to be order.
When a girl walks in to TGIFridays and notices the large family of young children trying to have dinner all at once, she walks by and looks to her friends to say " Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!"
by Paula Steeves December 20, 2008
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Holy hat

A strange, excited utterance one says when confronted with the fact that he is a complete dick.
Literally no human had ever said “Holy hat!” before until Kevin Kietzman did when defending his morally repugnant comments about Coach Andy Reid.
by silltothebill June 24, 2019
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Holy-Diver

A sexual act where the male makes the devil horn sign with his hand and inserts one finger in to the woman's vagina while inserting the other into her anus, and then proceeds to drum the beat of the DIO song "Holy Diver" on the woman's ass cheek.

This act is best done in with the female on her hands and knees with male kneeling behind her.
Friend 1: "Dude me and the girlfriend are going to try the holy-diver tonight!"

Friend 2: "Awesome! Be careful though, you don't want to be down too long in the midnight sea. Oh when you jump on the tiger make sure if you see stripes you know it's clean"

R.I.P. RONNIE JAMES DIO
by Center706 May 17, 2010
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holy shiitake

Holy cow, holy crap, holy guacamole, et cetera.

A statement of mild to extreme excitement, surprise, disgust, or astonishment.

A G-rated way of saying "Holy sh--."
by K_Lizzle October 31, 2006
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Holy Shiznit

1. Am exclamation portraying the very excited or seriously ticked.

2. Kid Slang for 'Holy Sh*t!'
Sixth Grader: Well, Kat, homework is due today.

Kat: HOLY SHIZNIT!
by Purple Cheerleader October 23, 2009
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Holy Mackerel

An expression used when something happens that is unexpected HOLY MACKEREL!
Holy mackerel I was never expecting that DOG to jump on me. I feel like going out and catching an actual mackerel to settle my nerves. Holy mackerel
by S.Dawg June 3, 2017
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holy fuckles its knuckles

used to compliment a female partner's looks
*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles
by kraiden December 9, 2017
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