Haven

Anyone with the name haven probably like something too much or will fall asleep after saying they will do something.

Dude you are such a Haven!

by Joe6969696696996 July 19, 2023

snook haven

A huge penis

Matt MO has a snook haven!

by Monmol July 28, 2015

New Haven Missouri

A small town on the Missouri river about 60 miles west of St. Louis. Home of the Shamrocks (the school mascot) and Pepsi and Sundrop-Lovers. Has the trifecta of alcohol production: a distillery, a brewery, and two wineries. Downtown undergoing a civic and artistic renewal.

Let's go cruise Highway 100 here in New Haven Missouri with the bass up as high as possible...there's nothing else to do, except drink, and we're under 21.

by scoobydoo347 August 16, 2015

Pussy Haven

The place where you go to fuck.

I went to my girls house, but little did I know it was a pussy haven.

by Clitcruncher February 1, 2017

North Haven

North Haven is a small town in the heart of Southern Connecticut. The town is mostly made up of Italians who tend to consume a diet of Longhini sausages. The men of the town love wearing white tank tops, which are commonly referred to as "wife beaters" and the woman wear lots of fake designer such as Foui Vuiton and Fucci. Popular names in the town are Anthony/Tony, Giovanni, Nick/Nico and Matt. Girl names popular in the town are Gina, Gianna, Nicolina, Juliana, Sophia and Alana. Dads in the town are typically plumbers, staunch catholics, and follow rec basketball standings religiously. Many people own pick up trucks and are members of the NRA.

Oh, you are from North Haven?
I wonder if you live in a McMansion with a decrepit boat in your backyard.

by anonymous January 28, 2021

Schuylkill Haven

A small town in PA where there are too many playgrounds and stores, nice old people, a decent school, weather is different every day, and people DON'T travel there. The guy who made the "Trace Mcsorley" song also made a song about the high school football team in this town.

I have never thought about traveling to Schuylkill Haven.

by cccx26 February 21, 2021

handy haversack

A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)

Frank: How was dnd last night?

Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!

Frank: Nice!

by Mind_Flare July 28, 2021