Guessipe

The term for a guess at a recipe.

Steve: This Cake is disgusting.
Shannon: It's one of my worse guessipes.

by Sedge August 5, 2009

guessometer

The range indicator on the instrument cluster of an electric car, particularly Nissan Leaf. It is called a guessometer due to its inability to provide a reliable number for the remaining range of the electric car.

The guessometer dropped to 40 miles just after 10 miles driving.

by MiKeEchoSierra February 17, 2019

Guers Chocolate Milk

BEST CHOCOLATE MILK IN THE WORLD. get some.

Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.

Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.

by Guers Girl May 5, 2010

Gesso

1.) A foundation white paint/pigment/chalk/gypsum material used for paintings, sculptures and other products

2.) Adds texture. Tons of texture.

3.) When used in the phrase, "To throw some gesso on it", refers to an object or action of the highest quality; an example of A+ work; the solution to any problem.

Ryan: "Dude, my sculpture is so lacking. What should I do?"

Phyllis: "Throw some gesso on it!"

Ryan: "Wow, what texture! My sculpture rocks!"

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Danielle: "I threw SO much gesso on that essay yesterday. I got an A!"

Nelly: "What texture in your words Danielle!"

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Haley: "Did you hear about the Chilean Miners, and their rescue? Amazing, right?"

Ben: "They threw so much gesso on that shit, damn. A real textural miracle!"

by positiveanarchy March 30, 2011

Gesswat?

The phrase ‘Guess What?’ transformed into a trendy word.

Gesswat? I got a new job.

by RealAK905 September 26, 2017

gesselle

Damn this is the most HOTTEST and classiest person in town. She can party up from 8 am to 2pm because there’s no such thing as sleep to her. She’s so beautiful and she’ll never fail in a fashion competition like, no one, and I mean NO ONE can side step this chick to the bottom. She’s a bit shy at first but she brings the party once she opens up to you. She may appear innocent to people at first but she is can soon be in a playboy model magazine in the future without anyone knowing.

She’s GREAT in bed and she can take it hard or slow no matter the tempo.

Gesselle has the most gorgeous smile on Earth which are mostly pared with a nice set of curves and perfect body proportions a man may want to hold. Just don’t forget boys, she’s a devil in disguise... so don’t think she’s just a bottom ;)
She’s smart, loves reading and drawing,(may have daddy issues) but neither less her skin is so silky smooth and she’ll LOVE to have you with her in bed some day.

“Girl is that Gesselle cause she’s so hot 🥵”
“Yea but I heard she’s reallyy great in bed”

by ~DADDYSGIRL~ January 19, 2020

Gressive

South East Pennsylvania slang for pissed off, irritable, and having a problem with everything and everyone. If someone is acting gressive, they'll be on edge and likely pop off really easy. Usually comes from being humiliated, embarrassed, judged, or just from a shitty day.

Originated from the word 'aggressive'

Jay got schooled by Jim yesterday so he's been acting all gressive.

by KUKT February 13, 2015