Graft Gaff Shag

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

by Jdiddee May 23, 2016

Grootsplaining

Explaining the meaning of a creator’s work to him or her.

Twitter was grootsplaining to James Gunn on how Groot didn’t really die.

by ultralord13 September 29, 2017

grft

Giant realistic flying tiger....thats it....wooo

Woah look at that grft
Wooooo

by *Rawr*XD_Wombology March 17, 2018

Graftbook

A teacher's gradebook where in the teacher gives higher grades in exchange for money or other forms of bribes or influence.

That kid didn't do homework all semester, but his parents are heavy donators. The principal requested that he get at least a B+. Another entry in my graftbook.

by Amelia Bedelia's Ghost March 12, 2019

gooft

Basically being high on marijuana and when you're from an Indian neighborhood you'd usually use this word.

Bruhhhhh,I'm so gooft

by Tarana420 June 9, 2019

Grootmanism

From the slang term grootman. Grootmanism is the art of leading by example.

I was acting out and my elder brother put me in my place. He displayed the true definition of grootmanism.

by Murendi Wisdom April 4, 2020

Grafton

a small town in ozaukee wisconsin that is home to the worlds biggest penis sculpture

i live in Grafton

by sluggedwheel709 November 3, 2020