Goodnight luv

Makes your heart race and stop at the same time when it's coming from that person you have the biggest crush on. Makes you feel like you are about to die. But you don't want to because you need to reply to the message. Making you look up the word luv to try and understand what the heck is going on. As well as trying to figure out if you are dying from all the backflips your heart just did.

-over text-
Person 1: go sleep silly
Person 2: fineee
Person 2: goodnight
Person 2: luv
Person 1: *dead, dead dead. In the grave already.*
-in person 1 head-
Person 1: WHAT!? "GOODNIGHT LUV??!"

by I'm totally fine June 8, 2021

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goon trance

“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”

The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”

-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)

Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.

by burnt sox December 20, 2022

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