The ability to view any woman as hot during a post-apocalyptic scenario and not be held accountable for one's actions. Because, well, being the last woman on the face of the Earth makes her the hottest woman on Earth. The ultimate form of "Beer Goggles".
I think I boned that zombie girl that lives in the dumpster behind Safeway. Talk about apocalypse goggles! Am I right?
by Pierre Fontanelle April 25, 2011
Get the apocalypse goggles mug.the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013
Get the unicorn goggles mug.Def. 1: Widely known for being the King if the Demon Realm. The all-powerful manbeast whom members of the Gogarian faith view as their deity and supreme ruler.
Def. 2: Also an interjection used to describe any feeling or thought. It is appropriate to use this at anytime, no matter the situation.
Def. 2: Also an interjection used to describe any feeling or thought. It is appropriate to use this at anytime, no matter the situation.
Def. 1:
Jehovah's Witness: "I'd like to talk to you about accepting the lord Jesus Christ as your savior-"
Disciple of Gogar: "Fuck that shit lady, Hail Gogar!"
Def 2:
Masa Will: "What's up cracka jack?"
Slick B: "Not much bro."
Masa Will: "Gogar!"
Jehovah's Witness: "I'd like to talk to you about accepting the lord Jesus Christ as your savior-"
Disciple of Gogar: "Fuck that shit lady, Hail Gogar!"
Def 2:
Masa Will: "What's up cracka jack?"
Slick B: "Not much bro."
Masa Will: "Gogar!"
by smokeypotter April 17, 2005
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by kovi June 13, 2005
Get the goggot mug.a tan that appears only on the lower half of ones face. generally a result of alot of wintersporting in the sun. the goggles shield the upper portion of your face, while the lower part is still exposed to the sun thus creating a homer simpson-esque tan.
dude, i was up at riding copper for a week straight and it was sunny every day, now ive got this totally gnar goggle tan.
by zachar March 12, 2006
Get the goggle tan mug.condition caused by the unfavorable ratio of women to men at RPI. similar to beer goggles, except they don't go away when you sober up.
by joe bag o'donuts May 13, 2005
Get the RPI goggles mug.The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
by unfortunatestudents October 8, 2011
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