The kind of crazy looking glasses that people wear when they go hyphy (wild).. they are usually round like two circles, and very big in size.
by thizz mastah p-rice September 4, 2006

Riley: I just got new glasses!
Greg: why didn't you just get contacts?you'd look exactly the same.
Riley: because I was too lazy and that's too much work everyday
Greg: why didn't you just get contacts?you'd look exactly the same.
Riley: because I was too lazy and that's too much work everyday
by JuanL September 14, 2016

Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.
by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003

person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you
person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you
person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee
by Ms. Thompson April 17, 2010

1. (n) a small glass container, typically 1.5 US fl oz, used to serve hard liquor.
2. (n) a woman who is so uptight and self-righteous that her vagina is no larger than a shot glass, and about as comfortable to fuck.
See also: blue balls
2. (n) a woman who is so uptight and self-righteous that her vagina is no larger than a shot glass, and about as comfortable to fuck.
See also: blue balls
(1) Hey hand me that shot glass of Patron, I'm about to get wild!
(2) Another Christmas party with Shot Glass? Damn, hand me the Patron!
(2) Another Christmas party with Shot Glass? Damn, hand me the Patron!
by malfunctioning box October 11, 2010

1.A jaw that is easily broken by a punch to the face or chin.
2.A person with a glass jaw can't take many punches and loses a fight very quickly, usually by being knocked out.
2.A person with a glass jaw can't take many punches and loses a fight very quickly, usually by being knocked out.
"You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw you should watch your mouth, because ill break your face." - 50 Cent
by J-zKo* April 9, 2009
