Gerbie

A boy who speaks in only negatives. No one even knows if he speaks any English at all.

Jeez is that even English? What a gerbie

by Ain’t Not Ern May 16, 2018

gerbil jammer

person who partakes in the act of gerbling.
see gerbling and gerbil

Richard Gere is rumored to have been a gerbil jammer in the past.

by ebony luvr November 17, 2006

sub-dermal gerbil

A small rodent (gerbil) which manages to burrow beneath the skin of its human host. Upon entering the victim's epidermis it feeds, mostly on bone and ligament. Very quickly, the gerbil makes its way to the abdomen where it severs it's host's the spinal column and skoaches the spinal fluid dry. Gerbils seldom burrow into humans on instinct, usually the rodent must be exposed to some sort of radio active material in order to become a sub-dermal gerbil. A sub-dermal gerbil usually enters its victim from their ankle region, as this part of the bod is usually closest to the ground. Victims have the best odds of survival if the sub-dermal gerbil enters through one of their limbs, but only a finite amount of time to cut the gerbil out using a skiv before it reaches their abdomen.

My grandfather died from a sub-dermal gerbil attack. He promptly got out his knife, but the little rascal entered just below his flummers, burrowing deep into his gut where it was too late.

by Ross Andrew Haggerty June 26, 2008

Your gerbil genderfluid

The absolute be all end all roast. No man is able to recover from it, sometimes it even hurts more than one person at a time.

Dude1:your mom gay
Dude2:your dad lesbian
Dude1your grandpap a trap
Dude2:oh yeah, your gerbil genderfluid

Dude1: *melts

by MyGerbilisntGay May 10, 2018

chilliwack gerbil

Endangered gerbil species due to its predation by ISIS ailurophiles.

I wish I could find a good chilliwack gerbil,

by Thot.patrol August 24, 2019

Ass Gerbil

small fuzzy creature (often slimy) who spawns from one's anal reigon. these "ass grebils" are often the cause of prolonged constipation. however these rectal-rodents can be excreted and usually are.

*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*

1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress

boy1:"wow! my very first ass gerbil!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"

by sigmund the dephacate May 8, 2006

GERRINGONG

1 a hole on the south east coast of Australia

2 A synonym for hole

Im going down the beach this arvo
what are u going to do
maybe dig some gerringongs

by thesiklad November 4, 2012