Geriatrimony

The condition of acting like an old fart not long after one is married.

William doesn't join us for happy hour anymore, since his type 2 geriatrimony set in.

by Silvur Surfer May 26, 2011

Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.

That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.

by IneedanID June 16, 2011

geriagrapher

an individual who photographs, videotapes, or makes other media portraying the elderly

He was the most published geriagrapher in Florida.

by humbleguru November 15, 2011

geriattrition

the process of aging while knowing that you will never see any Social Security/Medicare/pension/retirement benefits.

"Due to a high rate of geriattrition, I'll be eating cat food and living in a van down by the river when I retire."

by BadaBoomer February 7, 2013

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

geir ove

no one likes a geir ove geiroves are horrible creatures and they will make u wanna kill yourself

wow hes such a geir ove!! wish he could just go and blow his head off....

by niggawittheloud December 8, 2016

georie

A beautiful soul, kind hearted, loving, loyal, and Gorgeous. She is down to earth and would do anything for a loved one. Don't piss her off tho, she will never turn down a battle or anychane to defend and protect. She will always forgive but never forget.

that Georie is one of a kind, you'll never find anyone that can compare!

by LoveDave22 December 18, 2016