gyroclamatical

Gyro means cool.
Gyroclamatical means super mega awesome cool !

"I am eating pickles while sitting in a bathtub full of orange juice listening to Black moth super rainbow. This is so gyroclamatical !"

by lizehkins April 26, 2009

Gyrah

one of the cutest girls you will ever meet. tends to be quite short & have a tall best friend. has the best smile & best laugh. she knows how to make you laugh! if you know a gyrah, i'd keep her in your life if i was you!

i wish i was best friends with a gyrah !

by the bestestest best friend ! July 17, 2010

Gymnurstics

The act of attempting to breastfeed a toddler while said toddler is climbing all over your torso, still attached.

Eleyna was doing gymnurstics all morning, she even had her feet on my back!

by Chica Marrufo October 1, 2011

Gym Penguin

1. A gym penguin is a subspecies of gym rat. The gym penguin does lots of dead lifts, bench presses and leg presses at the gym, but does nothing else because he thinks cardio and flexibility training are "faggotry." As a result of his training imbalances, his neck disappears and he cannot extend his legs normally or walk fully lower his arms. Instead he must waddle along bowlegged with his arms sticking out, but only for short distances as he is quickly winded.
Gym penguins also tend to evolve loose guts from over-reliance on weight lifting belts, so beware their incontinence.
They tend to huddle with others of their kind and communicate via a strange gasping quacks as most are mouth breathers.

2. The term gym penguin can also be appropriately applied to any 20 year old who cannot touch his toes
3. Female gym penguins while exceedingly rare can be easily identified by their shortened necks

Examples:
1. "Damn Bryce, you need to do some yoga or something, or you will turn into a straight up gym penguin"
2. Woman 1: "Shit Keri, I thought you said Chad was cute!"

Woman 2: "Yeah, he was, but now he's fucked—like where's his neck?!—I'm not trying to fuck no penguin!"
3. Man 1 : "Dude check out my pecs I rule! I own you!"

Man 2 : "yeah, Jared, now let me see you pick up that pencil—you can't can you, you damn penguin!"
4. Woman 1: Wow, I thought Kristy was really gonna get in shape but she's doing it wrong now she just looks fucked up

Woman 2: "It's scary, she has, like, no neck!

Women 1: "Yeah, gross! let's ask her what's she's doing so we can stay the hell away from it! I wanna get cut, but I don't wanna penguin out"

by The Bitchle July 12, 2017

Gym Teacher's Grandma

The most powerful thing known to man.

Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG

by jackman returns August 22, 2019

Gyrosbanane

When someone is above average with the hero genji from overwatch

Wow, you where such a gyrosbanane with genji.

by Jullezzz79 September 16, 2020

Gym girlfriend

An attractive female who blows your mind with her body and looks and who usually goes to the gym at the same time that you do and you begin to look for her every time you go to the gym.

Amir: “Yo dawg, my gym girlfriend is doing hip thrusts on the hip thrust bench! She’s so fine!”
Eric: “Have you ever talked to her?”
Amir: “No, but we’ve made eye contact before!”

by Eric Reuth January 21, 2023