Ground Hog

When a male lets his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend while she thinks its him

Keegan sat back and watched his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend. AKA Ground Hog

by Loxter November 28, 2014

ground grabbers

Navy/marine corps term for running shoes/footwear

The sergeant major is getting us new ground grabbers

by jarhead September 2, 2015

ground-bait

When an individual (quite often a man's significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. Whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it.

"Jamie can I have that £3000 ring from that jewellery shop?"
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."

by UrbanVocabLad May 4, 2016

Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!

by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016

ground rice

A smooth dessert/ pudding made from rice, milk and sugar. Not so well known now but was more common a few decades back. Often taken with jam on top.

Have you had ground rice before?

by Anonymousperson321 June 9, 2017

ground shorts

A half smoked cigarette found on the ground by homeless people. Also known as a "sussdown".

You see that bum over there lookin for ground shorts?

by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017

ground spoon

A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly

person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop

person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon

by thaankspete October 14, 2017