Goosed

adj. 1. a feeling of overwhelmedness
2. a feeling of frusteration
3. a feeling of joy
4. all emotions easily substituted by the word
5. the new "owned"

1. I'm SOoOoOoO GOOSED!
2. GAH! I didn't study for this test! I'm SO goosed!
3. Yay! I passed my test! I'm SO goosed about this!
4. Why're YOU so goosed?
5. oo, goosed!!

by Queen Weenus September 17, 2005

gooked

To Gook, or if you gook someone means they've been gooked! Or you have gooked someone.

It is sucking their balls.

I saw what happened, you gooked that donkey!

by MAYTEMAYTERSON March 4, 2009

Gooper

A word for the woman's genetaila. Can also describe someone who would usually be referred to as a "pussy".

"This dude is a fucking gooper. Alls he does is jerk off and shit on people that are cooler than him."
"Yo, when I hooked up with that bitch, I fingered the shit out of her gooper."

by fuckmantitboiii September 26, 2012

goosed ya

To pinch someone's butt unexpectedly.

Ex. I goosed ya! No goose backs.

by JodaWS November 27, 2013

Goosed

To drink too much Goose Island beer in a short amount of time.

I got so goosed last night!

by ocgrad01 April 19, 2016

Goosed

Becoming drunk by drinking too much Goose Island beer.

Dan got so goosed last night.

by ocgrad01 April 22, 2016

Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head

Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017