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Fuck my shit

"Fuck my shit" his king high straight beat my jack high.
by joseph greiman March 5, 2007
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Fuck my shit

When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device.
"Aww kids! Look at this shit! It looks like a dick! Lets fuck my shit"

"OK Ma, I'll get the camera"
by fuck my shit May 6, 2008
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Poop Monster Shit Fuck

When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It
Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe
by CaptnDesDes December 14, 2010
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bullshit fucking shit fuck

An insult used by blink-182 member towards Fall Out Boy bassist, Pete Wentz.
Tom DeLonge: "When you've come to our concert you've learn manners. No!, Mark, listen! This is about your fucking friend. He doesn't have manners. He's in the sound booth wearing a tie."

Mark Hoppus: Oh, Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy!?"

Tom: "Get off your Blackberry you bullshit fucking shit fuck!"

Mark: "Put down your Blackberry Pete Wentz! This.. This is no time to Twitter.
by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010
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fuck this shit im out

slutmoth ballbag looking tit fanny eat my ass like a cupcake and shut the nigga dick up bitch and fuck this shit im out
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shit fuck

To fuck someone with a dried or frozen shit
That cunt pissed me off, so I took a dump in the ice cube tray and then shit fucked her.
by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006
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Fuck that shit

1. What you tell your friend when they try and ask you to do some whack shit.

2. What I say to myself when I'm banging your mom.

3. If said at a proper even-keeled tone, a way to subtly disguise your anger over some nonsense that's troubling you.
"Hey bro, I just got back from the repair shop. Help me carry this heavy motor "

'Fuck that shit. I just smoked a fat bowl
by crack is the new black March 20, 2009
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