fucktangent

as defined by eeclayton: when a situation gets so out of control or wildly looses direction

1. He reversed the car at a fucktangent to the pavement: the car was fucked up completely

2. "Stop going off on such a fucktangent, and concentrate on asking the one girl out

by horsebitch July 30, 2009

Doofy Gorilla Fucktard

When someone extremely doofy has a striking resemblance to a gorilla (and or monkey), while being a complete douchebag atleast 75% of the time.

Francis Fagone is a Doofy Gorilla Fucktard

by jimmy345890 April 20, 2008

fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface

Combination of swear words used when you're EXTREMELY pissed off, you're talking no sense.

see shitfaced cocksucker

Fucktard shitfag.
Ala, you bitchface
shit off fucktard

~Swear hacker has been banned~

You fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface. YOU DAM BAN ME

by SwearDisShit October 23, 2007

Fucktard

1. (noun) a combination of retard and fuck.
2. (noun) someone who is so much of an idiot that a new word was made to describe how fucking retarded they are

"Oh my god, I can't even begin to explain what a fucktard he is."

by AliKali1996 October 23, 2011

coot fucktard

A person that smells like oatmeal and can't afford tampons

The boy said hey look mommy a coot fucktard

by Naler June 6, 2005

FUCKING FUCKTARD

LEO-because he's a lil fucker and he's dumb as fuck :)

Wtf, he is such a fucking fucktard.

by PIGMONKEE November 14, 2004

fucktardiness

The act of being a fucktard

by Willc0 September 8, 2003