foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

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Get the foul and a missmug.

foul ell

I bad galleon on sea of thieves that cant hit cannon shots

the foul ell could not hit chain shots to save their life

by Krispykactus June 2, 2023

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Get the foul ellmug.

No harm, no foul

When you make a mistake but it didn't damage so it was like the mistake was never made.

Friend: WHY DID YOU SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS YESTERDAY!?
You: No harm, no foul.
Friend: Bruh.

by Table9 October 25, 2022

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Get the No harm, no foulmug.

Foul-ass Bitch

A person who does or says the most grimiest ass shit behind her friend(s) or family member(s) back and still smile in their face like nothing happened..

That foul-ass bitch sleeping with your baby daddy and coming over your house smiling in your face like nothings going on

by Goldielock08 January 13, 2022

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Get the Foul-ass Bitchmug.

Party foul

The conditions that resulted in vomit

Your room is a party foul.

by anonymous May 6, 2021

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Get the Party foulmug.

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

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