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Pandemic Forty

The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.

Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021
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taylor forsyth

a scottish sex beast a chick magnet his moto is if there age is on the clock they can have this cock however it must be tough being Taylor due to him having to drag that chimp arm between his legs Taylors baby gravy is so strong it will bring forth the new Reich
wow have you see Taylor Forsyth baby gravy

bitch I tasted Taylor Forsyth baby gravy now I support 1933 Germany
by scott mackie February 2, 2022
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Forpy forny foopy Forky forty-two forgy fordy Foppy Forey Forty-Five

scraggy-meegy-forgy-tory

Words that can be sung to any song (esp. opera) when you don't know the correct words. (from cod Italian)
Remember that Mario Lanza song... "Girls were made to love and keeeeessss.... Scraggy-meegy-forgy-toryyyyy"
by davidovsky August 8, 2010
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Forgy

To have five or more people forging halo world in Halo Reach. One can count on having someone betray you with an object and an all out war beginning.
Me and Dannick were having a forgy with some friends.

There were twenty people in my forgy session.
by Docter Tito September 15, 2010
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fortyfive

traditionaly used as the number after 44 and before 46 the number fortyfive in recent years has developed into a standard unit of measure.
since a small northern boy adopded the number as a multipurpose, multifunctional unit of measure, the number has taken over in the north west of england.
no longer when asked what age you are?, what time it is? or how much is that? do you stumble and bumble as you try to scrape those math lession memories to establish the correct unit.
Simpe now reply in a confident manor 'fortyfive'
You may find in a shop or public place if informed that something yourself is actually 'fortyfive', then a moment is required to compose yourself as to not explode hystericly in laughter in the informants face.
have you seen the size of that, how big do you wreckon it is?
REPLY 'fortyfive' i think
by 91gilles July 20, 2011
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Forty Footer

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.
"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."
by J-dog April 25, 2005
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forty-five on the dingo

a euphamism for taking a girl from behind; doggystyle
"...then I went forty-five on the dingo and was so aggressive she dislocated her shoulder. Didn't even get to finish."

"Damn."
by grantaclause December 22, 2005
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